15+ Christmas knock knock jokes

15+ christmas knock knock jokes: we've rounded up the very best ones — holiday-themed classics for the season. Skim to find your favorites, or hit the shuffle button for a random pick. All PG-rated and ready to share.

• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Santa. / Santa who? / Santa one like you for Christmas!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Holly. / Holly who? / Holly-days are here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Noel. / Noel who? / Noel one can open the door, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Rudolph. / Rudolph who? / Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer — let me in, it's freezing!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snow. / Snow who? / Snow use — I'm coming in anyway!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Mary. / Mary who? / Mary Christmas — open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snowman. / Snowman who? / Snowman knows how to knock — can I come in?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Frosty. / Frosty who? / Frosty the snowman — and I'm melting out here!
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• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Turkey. / Turkey who? / Turkey-turkey, open up — it's cold!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Elf. / Elf who? / Elf you don't open up, I'm telling Santa!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Gift. / Gift who? / Gift me a hug for Christmas!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Yule. / Yule who? / Yule be sorry if you don't open this door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cookies. / Cookies who? / Cookies for Santa — let me in!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Tinsel. / Tinsel who? / Tinsel the season to be jolly!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wreath. / Wreath who? / Wreath greetings to you and yours!

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