9+ Christmas dad jokes

9+ christmas dad jokes: we've rounded up the very best ones — snowman puns and festive groaners for the holidays. Skim to find your favorites, or hit the shuffle button for a random pick. All PG-rated and ready to share.

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
• What's a snowman's favorite drink? A slushie.
• What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
• How do you know a snowman is mad? He gives you the cold shoulder.
• What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
• What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose? A carrot-nosed snowman. (You didn't expect a punchline there, did you?)
• What do you call a snowman's pet? A snowflake.
• What do you call a grumpy reindeer? A mean deer.
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• What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A snowman with a golden glow.

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