13+ Knock knock jokes for teens

13+ knock knock jokes for teens: we've rounded up the very best ones — funny enough to survive the teen eye-roll test. Skim to find your favorites, or hit the shuffle button for a random pick. All PG-rated and ready to share.

• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive you and I know it!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe come out and play?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ya. / Ya who? / I'm glad we agree!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ice. / Ice who? / Ice to meet you!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wood. / Wood who? / Wood you like to hear another joke?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, we'll sing again!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Arthur. / Arthur who? / Arthur any more jokes like that?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
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• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Nana. / Nana who? / Nana your business!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole and find out!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help opening the door?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Water. / Water who? / Water you doing still standing there? Open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie thing you want to tell me?

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