41+ Knock knock jokes for kids

41+ knock knock jokes for kids: we've rounded up the very best ones — classic and silly — guaranteed giggles. Skim to find your favorites, or hit the shuffle button for a random pick. All PG-rated and ready to share.

• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock knock. / Who's there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Interrupting cow. / Interrupting cow wh— / MOO!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive you and I know it!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Boo. / Boo who? / Don't cry, it's just a joke!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Atch. / Atch who? / Bless you!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe come out and play?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Santa. / Santa who? / Santa one like you for Christmas!
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• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Holly. / Holly who? / Holly-days are here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Noel. / Noel who? / Noel one can open the door, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Rudolph. / Rudolph who? / Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer — let me in, it's freezing!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ice. / Ice who? / Ice to meet you!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cow says. / Cow says who? / Cow says moo!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Owl be seeing you!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wood. / Wood who? / Wood you like to hear another joke?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Toad. / Toad who? / Toad-ly kidding — it's me!
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• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, we'll sing again!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Arthur. / Arthur who? / Arthur any more jokes like that?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole and find out!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Alpaca. / Alpaca who? / Alpaca the suitcase, you pack the bags!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Figs. / Figs who? / Figs the doorbell — it's broken!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana split. / Banana split who? / Banana split is stuck, open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help opening the door?
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• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Giraffe. / Giraffe who? / Giraffe me a hug — I've had a long day!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Water. / Water who? / Water you doing still standing there? Open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive you so much it's un-be-leaf-able!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Doughnut. / Doughnut who? / Doughnut be so nosy — just open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie thing you want to tell me?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Butter. / Butter who? / Butter be careful, I'm about to tell a joke!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snow. / Snow who? / Snow use — I'm coming in anyway!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Mary. / Mary who? / Mary Christmas — open up!
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• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snowman. / Snowman who? / Snowman knows how to knock — can I come in?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Frosty. / Frosty who? / Frosty the snowman — and I'm melting out here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Turkey. / Turkey who? / Turkey-turkey, open up — it's cold!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Elf. / Elf who? / Elf you don't open up, I'm telling Santa!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Gift. / Gift who? / Gift me a hug for Christmas!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Yule. / Yule who? / Yule be sorry if you don't open this door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cookies. / Cookies who? / Cookies for Santa — let me in!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Tinsel. / Tinsel who? / Tinsel the season to be jolly!
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• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wreath. / Wreath who? / Wreath greetings to you and yours!

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