8+ Knock knock jokes about food

8+ knock knock jokes about food: we've rounded up the very best ones — puns about snacks and mealtime. Skim to find your favorites, or hit the shuffle button for a random pick. All PG-rated and ready to share.

• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive you and I know it!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Figs. / Figs who? / Figs the doorbell — it's broken!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana split. / Banana split who? / Banana split is stuck, open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive you so much it's un-be-leaf-able!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Doughnut. / Doughnut who? / Doughnut be so nosy — just open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Butter. / Butter who? / Butter be careful, I'm about to tell a joke!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cookies. / Cookies who? / Cookies for Santa — let me in!
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