11+ Knock knock jokes for adults

11+ knock knock jokes for adults: we've rounded up the very best ones — clever enough for grown-ups, clean enough for anyone. Skim to find your favorites, or hit the shuffle button for a random pick. All PG-rated and ready to share.

• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow a cup of sugar?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex the questions around here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ya. / Ya who? / I'm glad we agree!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cash. / Cash who? / No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Nana. / Nana who? / Nana your business!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Alpaca. / Alpaca who? / Alpaca the suitcase, you pack the bags!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ivor. / Ivor who? / Ivor you to open up, it's freezing!
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• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Adore. / Adore who? / Adore is between us — open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Pencil. / Pencil who? / Pencil for your thoughts?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Honey. / Honey who? / Honey I'm home — let me in!

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