21+ Funny pick up lines

21+ funny pick up lines: we've rounded up the very best ones — the ones that win with a laugh. Skim to find your favorites, or hit the shuffle button for a random pick. All PG-rated and ready to share.

• Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
• Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
• If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
• You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
• Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
• Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want to sit near you.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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• Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
• Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for.
• If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
• Is your name Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other.
• Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I'll pay it back.
• You must be a chef, because you've got my heart cooking.
• Are you a snowman? Because you've got me frozen in place.
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• Do you believe in mistletoe? Because I'd love to test a theory.
• Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
• Are you a library card? Because I'd take you out.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for you — again.
• Is your name Coffee? Because you keep me up at night.

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