17+ Funny riddles with answers

17+ funny riddles with answers: we've rounded up the very best ones — punchline-style riddles that make you chuckle. Skim to find your favorites, or hit the shuffle button for a random pick. All PG-rated and ready to share.

• What goes up but never comes down?
  Answer: Your age
• What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
  Answer: Wrong
• What has a bottom at the top?
  Answer: Your legs
• What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
  Answer: No-eye deer (no idea)
• What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
  Answer: Claustrophobia
• What is Santa's favorite type of music?
  Answer: Wrap music
• What do you call a Christmas tree that sings?
  Answer: A carol tree
• What has a heart that doesn't beat?
  Answer: An artichoke
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• What can you catch but not throw?
  Answer: A cold
• What kind of room has no doors or windows?
  Answer: A mushroom
• What is as light as a feather, but even the strongest person can't hold it for long?
  Answer: Their breath
• What has an eye but cannot see?
  Answer: A potato
• What has an ear but cannot hear?
  Answer: Corn
• What has a bottom but no top?
  Answer: A pair of pants
• What has one eye, one horn, but is not a monster?
  Answer: A unicorn? No — a recycling bin
• What is lighter than air but impossible to hold?
  Answer: A bubble
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• What has a lock but no key?
  Answer: A keyboard

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