24+ Corny pick up lines

24+ corny pick up lines: we've rounded up the very best ones — so bad they're good. Skim to find your favorites, or hit the shuffle button for a random pick. All PG-rated and ready to share.

• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
• You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
• Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie.
• You're like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
• Roses are red, violets are blue — I'm not good at poetry, but I'd like to get to know you.
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• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
• If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
• You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
• You're like a good book — I can't put you down.
• Is your name Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other.
• You're like a cupcake — sweet, and I want to get to know the frosting.
• You must be a chef, because you've got my heart cooking.
• Is your name Holly? Because I'd love to be jolly with you.
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• Do you have a sleigh? Because you just took my breath away.
• Are you Santa's helper? Because you're on my nice list.
• Are you a snowman? Because you've got me frozen in place.
• You must be hot cocoa, because you warm me up.
• Are you an elf? Because you've got my heart on your list.
• Is your name Melody? Because you're music to my ears.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for you — again.
• Is your name Joy? Because you bring me so much of it.
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